What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?